Cabaret of the Macabre

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Theoxenia Trismegistus, Esq.

Theo is, as many have described him, a "silly guy" -- a soft-spoken, laid-back fellow who opts for kindness and herbal teas instead of the crude handling and partying of his clanmates.

Born in the forests of Arcadia, this teetotalling satyr was driven out of the wilds by his natural curiosity and a love for music and stories. After expulsing himself from his clan, the fellow crossed paths with one Grim Blackburn, and the two felt a deep connection. With time, they sailed past the Pillars of Hercules and set out for South Beach.

They live in an apartment three sizes too small, filled with Theo's instruments, CDs, potted plants, and homemade graphic tees. He doesn't mind, though - his partner, his friends, his music, and his idiosyncratic religious beliefs are all he needs.

~ C. Psomas

MAEVE: You should see the way Grim oogles him, it's so cute. He wants that twink OBLITERATED!

ORWELL: He's kind of like the older brother I wish I had. Well, except for the horns. Those still mess with my head.


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